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Hey, fools. I got a new live journal. My new name is 'you_wear_jncos' ADD IT SUCKA!!!!!!
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Hey, does any one have any extra lj codes or know of anyone that does?? My friend is trying to get one.
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Saturday, June 28th, 2003
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| Time: | 5:17 pm. |
| Mood: |  amused. | | Music: | "I want you to need me??" by Celine Dion!!!. |
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haha, my roommate is totally singing Celine Dion right now. hahahahaha. I can totally hear her. How funny.
Dude, last night the scariest thing happened. The doorbell rang at sometime around 3am. Christine and I were the only ones home. I was hecka scared to open to door, but I did anyway. So I opened it and no one was there and I started freaking out in my head. My heart was pounding so fast. Then Christine's boyfriend pops up from the side and said in a creepy voice, "Can you get Christine for me?"
Ok, background: He calls non-stop. He's like a really annoying girl. He won't ever leave her alone for 5 seconds and if she doesn't answer the phone he calls and calls and calls until alllll hours of the night trying to get a hold of her, just so he can talk to her. It's weird.
Also, to get into our dorm complex you need a code because there's a fatty gate and no way to get in unless you know the code or you're with someone.
So I said, "dude, how did you get in here?" He said that someone let him in. UH yeah right, creep. No one was there to let him in. There are 3 girls upstairs. Two were already sleeping by then and the other one was spending the night at someone's house, so I knew he was lying. It was also creepy because he can come over when ever he pleases. Uncool. So I said to him, "uhh, it's kind of late. I think Christine is sleeping." Now, I hadn't talked to Christine but I knew she would have wanted me to make him go away. So I go knock on her door. She whispers "come in" and I look around and I don't see her. I'm like, "Chick, where are you?" and she was like hiding behind the door. I was like, "dooode" and couldn't stop laughing.
So anyway, he kept calling the house and banging on the door. I locked the door, even though you need a key to get in anyway. I turned off all the lights and I shut the hallway door. Hecka stalker, dude. Just like in the movie "FEAR". She then he calls my phone. By this time it's 3:30 am. He starts yelling at me and like threatning me and cussing. I was like, "dude, I don't even know who you are. How dare you come to my house this late, making all this noise and then getting mad at me because you're a jerk who can't give his girlfriend space. It's really not my problem. She's sleeping and she's not waking up. I think you need to calm down and go home." Then he yells again and says, "I KNOW SHE'S FUCKIN CHEATING ON ME!!!! WHO IS SHE CHEATING ON ME WITH!! ??? IT'S EITHER _______ OR _______!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK IS IT?!?!?" HAHAHAH So I'm like, "You're an asshole. Don't call my phone again. First of all, that's none of my business what Christine does. If you're going to ask anyone about that, you should ask her." So he like freaks out some more and I was like, "I have to go to bed, it's way late. You know I could totally get you in trouble for this right?" Boys aren't even allowed here after midnight. He was way out of line.
Then he calls Christine's phone CRYING and saying "HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME!?!?" Blah blah blah. haha, and this was all because she was talking to her friend NADINE!!!(A GIRL!!!). He automatically thinks she's cheating on him. What a fucking asshole. I would have dumped his ass right way.
So yeah, it was pretty funny and Christine and I laughed about it.
THEN he calls my phone again. I answered it and said, "look, I told you to stop calling me phone." and then he apologized for yelling at me. Then he calls Christine again and leaves a messages stating that he apologized to me, thinking that she'd like forget everything else he did.
But all in all, it was pretty humerous.
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I did some grocery shopping earlier this week. We bought a lot of things. Anyway, they had like a deal for 6 boxes of cereal for $10. TOTALLY COOL because I love cereal more than most things like air or socks. Anyway, one of my fave cereals is like Sweet Puff or Golden Crisps, or whatever they're called. I'm also really into Frosted Mini Wheats. Anyway, this morning, actually, now as we speak, I am embarking on these sweet puff/golden crisps. They are definitely not as good as the Quaker Oat version that I was eating previously to opening this box. They're just not as crispy or even golden. They look the same though.
I need a job. I don't have any money. I'm going to get some money from my mom when she gets here. um.
( cLiCk HeRe 4 HoT bOiZ )
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I can't wait until the new Charlie's Angels movie comes out so I don't have to see advertisements for it all the time. Dudes, remember when Kangaroo Jack was about to be in the theaters? One time Jaclyn and I were on our way to Popscene and there was this HUGE billboard for it on Harrison. So crazy. Not even crazy, but retarded. Kangaroo Jack is the suck. Yeah guys, lets go see a movie with a talking Kangaroo that beats people up because he's got attitude and also wears a zip up hoodie because aside from having attitude, he also is very hip for a Kangaroo. More like Kangalame. Haha, there was even someone named Anthony Anderson in that movie.
Speaking of Anthony Anderson - the one that wasn't in Kangaroo Jack - he got married liiike last weekend? Or actually the one before that. June 14th, I think. WORD to getting married. Everyone's doing it here.
It's extremely warm in my dorm. That's probably because I'm wearing a hoodie. uhhhhhhh, I could take it of. I am, getting so hot, i'm'anna take my cloooothes off. uh, uh.
I live next to these other apartments and my window faces some other fools windows. There is a guy next door staring at me. I'm going to pretend I don't see him.
Dude, Christine's boyfriend is hecka scary. He's like, white, but I think he wants to be black. He says stuff like, "Yo, Girl. Pick up da phone," just like Vanilla Ice would if we were watching Cool As Ice. He calls a lot. I'm glad I don't share a room with her. That could get to be a little irritating.
Earlier today Christine left the house, but left her lame stereo on, blasting none other than Shawn Mullins(??) or something similar to that. Yeah, I'm the one that listens to weird music.....? Luckily Britney and I left after she did.
We totally found a SUPER TARGET! OMG, Have you ever been to a Super Target? It's really super huge. There's like a Safeway attached to it. Except it's not a Safeway, because I don't think Utah has Safeways. It was just the Utah grocery store.
After our ADVENTURE to SUPER TARGET, where we didn't buy anything, we rocked BIG LOTS! aka the BEST PLACE OF ALL TIME. I'm going to shop there only from now on. ahahaha they had these belts there. I think they were supposed to be hipster belts, but they ended up just being lame. They had like studs and whatever in them. OH MAN!!! YOU REBEL!!!!!!!!! I should get one, just to show how rebellious I really am. Anyway, I bought this fucking rad skateboard that totally says MATRIX on the back. It's so 1994. I also bought some colorful bobby pins for fiddy cents, some soda, even though I don't drink soda, some hot pink nail polish and probably something else.
I'm looking for a 99cents store, so if you know of any, hoook it uuup. I'm so down for places like that. They make life worth living. sigh.
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Thursday, June 26th, 2003
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someone please give me some lj love
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My mom called me around 8 this evening. She asked me what I was doing. I said I was thinking about going to sleep. She asked why. I said because I have nothing better to do. She asked if I had any friends. I said no. She asked why not. I said I'm not sure.
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I don't like going outside my room when Christine is home. Christine doesn't like me because I listen to *weird* music. Whatever, fool. She listens to Master P, etc. That's not weird? Anyway. The first time I met her she said she didn't get along with her last roommate because she listened to "weird" music...
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| Subject: | BOO-YAH! |
| Time: | 12:01 pm. |
| Mood: |  energetic. | | Music: | "Get In or Get OUT" by Hot Hot Heat. |
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The makers of this quiz added you because you amuse us with your flamboyant homosexuality. quit trying so hard and live your life.
Which Metal Genre Are You?
this quiz was made by Rat and Robbie Fuct
Sooo! My presentation on Mullets was the best presentation of all time, it turns out. I'm glad I did it on mullets because I kind of broke the ice in that class. I think it also got me some friends. YES! Of course it didn't related to me or my audience, but that's ok, but I informed. I got full credit on it, so that's cool. Oh man, I should be a stand up comedian!!! I know how to get da par-tay started, I just need to do that more often. I noticed that when I'm cool people like me, so the goal is to start being cool. Because I am cool. Dude, I'm in a club.
Also, I'd like to say that I'm a synth-fag.
Haha, the girl that had to present after me looked nervous and kind of pissed off that she had to go after me. Seriously, though, how do you top that off? I knew I should have signed up to go last. Dude, I should have signed up to go first. MY MOM SAYS I'M COOL, BOO-YAH!!
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uhhh it's 2:21 in the morning. I have to give a presentation tomorrow morning. My class is at 10, but I'm no morning person. I can be, but I'm not.
I ate some garlic earlier today and the taste won't go away. uh, I didn't eat straight garlic, I ate some garlic flavored things. uhh...
I talked to Trevor tonight. That was pretty, uhhh, SWEET. Trevor, you're so fly.
I just realized that Zac still has my TwoThirtyEight and Grandaddy cds. I have his Weston cd. I really want my cds back. I called him, but he's not going to call me back, I know it. I think I might have Josh Kane try and get them back for me. What a butthole, Zac. It really bothers me how he refuses to talk to any of his friends, at least the 1111 kids, except Josh. I don't get Zac. I don't think anyone really does. It kind of makes me sad. Zac is a very unique soul and I love him. This whole rockstar thing is crazy. Not really, crazy, but, just kind of messed up that he won't talk to anyone. And I really think it has something to do with Lucky. Lucky's too pretentious. He's like the disease that just won't kill you or go away.
Hate for exboyfriends. I never want another exboyfriend again. Will someone be my permanent boyfriend?
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Wednesday, June 25th, 2003
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So today I finished up my informative speech on Mullets. Oh man, this is going to be the funniest thing ever. EVER!!
In other news...
Which Golden Girl Are You?
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| Time: | 6:46 pm. |
| Music: | uhhh it sounds like NATE DOGGGGGG. |
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My mom is the funniest person of all time! She just called me and totally said, "what's up, SUCKA?!" It's funny. HAHAHA my mom is FUNNIER than your mom. She's coming up to visit me onnnnnn.... Monday! Her and mah SISTA Brittany. FUN FUN FUN. GIRL PARTY!!! ahah. uhh.. So I think we're going to Wyoming..!(?). To you know, hang out and stuff. My mom is getting me to ditch 2 of my classes. What a rebel, dude. Sadly, they're leaving on the 3rd, so I probably won't do anything on the 4th. Maybe I'll call Jake or something?
Yeah, so anyway. I just acquired a free floppy(?) disk. But I had to buy a HECKA expensive Zip Disk. This college shit is hurting my pocket. It's alright, though. Maybe one day I'll get a job. Until then I'm going to be a slug.
Today is LAUREN's birthday. She's now old enough to do the exact same things she could do yesterday. Cool. Speaking of b-days. Only 5 more days until my HALF BIRTHDAY. Stock up on gifts, you now have officially 6 months and 5 days.
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| Time: | 3:12 pm. |
| Mood: |  full. | | Music: | FRODUS! - the Earth Isn't Humming. |
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The focal point of my bedroom wall is a picture of Mike Stankewitz.
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| Time: | 11:38 am. |
| Mood: |  sleepy. | | Music: | "Crashing Down" by Sugarcult. |
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I'm so bummish.
Oh man. It's 11:39 am. I'm so tired. I should probably eat something. I have class at noooon. I should read.
Umm..Yeah dudes and dudettes. I'm sending letters today. THIS MEANS YOU. I found some mail drops. You can buy stamps at Albertsons. OH. I have to send you, COLLEEN, your Grimlock shirt, so it looks like I need to find the post office after all.
Anywayyyzzz. PEACE out.
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I just ate some toast and now my heart hurts.
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| Time: | 9:48 pm. |
| Mood: |  exhausted. | | Music: | "You Play on a Softball Team" by Anal Cunt. |
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Ok, since no one gave me any suggestions I decided to go with Mullets. Yes, I know, it's very passe and it's not cool to make fun of mullets anymore, but the Mormons don't know that.
So everytime I listen to Desaparecidos I think of What's Eating Gilbert Grape. I'm not sure why. It doesn't happen when I listen to Bright Eyes though. uhh, interesting?
Salt Lake City is kind of lonely. I'm lonely because I don't have anyone to hug. Will you hug me?
Oh guess what? I am pretty sure that Cody is coming up here sometime in July. Cody's the best.
My Jamaican roommate's boyfriend is here. He seems like a stalker. Uhhhh.
Well anyway, since I don't have anything important or funny to say I guess I'm going to go.
I can see inside the apartment that is next to me. Hopefully a hot guy lives there and he's going to get naked soon and do some dancing.
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| Subject: | Help |
| Time: | 3:13 pm. |
| Mood: |  confused. | | Music: | "Obstacle 1" by ...i forgot...oh yeah, Interpol. |
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I had something cool to say, but I lost it, I think.
I have to do an Informative Speech on THURSDAY. Today is Tuesday. I have today and tomorrow to think of something cool, interesting, and original to come up with. I was thinking something "How to Hula Hoop" but I totally didn't even bring my Hula Hoop with me to Utah. I NEED SUGGESTIONS!!! Help me, please. I don't know how to think on my own.
I have some ideas, but they all sound real lame. I was thinking of doing something on music, but all the people in my class are kind of lame, so I don't think they'd be interested. I want to do something funny! Haha, the differences between XXXtina Aguilar and Christina Aguilara?
My senior year in highschool I wrote an essay about the differences between metal now and metal way back then. It was pretty funny, but no one got it then either, so I'm thinking that Mormons won't get it either.
I know a lot about soap. I can do a speech on soap. No, I'm serious. I'm a pro when it comes to soap. haha.
I'm rocking the Library right now. The computer in my dorm is so slow. It's still like 56k, dude. Who has 56k ??? That's so like, last weekend.
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Hi. It's 2:22 am. I have class at 10 tomorrow/today. I should be sleeping, but it's raining too hard and I can't stop thinking about how much I love Barry Manilow.
Last week Britney and I went to the raddest thrift store of all time called D.I. I bought a gross looking green lamp with dust on it, THREE MORE Barry records (yeah, foolz, I think this is an all time best ever world record of any kind on my part!!!!) and this weird picture that is definitely from the 70s. It's like yarn and some other stuff. It says something funny on it, but I dont' remember what. I think I'll go look at it.
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Ok, it says, "THERE'S A REASON TO LIFE.....jonathon" !!! Jonathon might be the *artiste* but no one will ever know. I'm pretty sure this is the best work of art ever. I'll take a picture of it one day. Along with my Barry Manilow collection.
The rain is loud.
go here: http://www.geocities.com/oohsobecool/ilove_300_0311.gif
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It's raining so hard outside right now. I love it. It's supposed to rain tomorrow as well. It's beautiful. It's just supposed to be cloudy on Wednesday, but I hope it rains again. I want to move it to Washington.
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